In these Halloween-times, Norwegian newspaper focus on extremely important issues, like "do Vampires really exist"? The researcher Dagbladet had talked to (OK, it isn't only newspapers that use their time and effort wisely...) said that vampires are mathematically impossible. If not, we would all be one. Personally, I don't think we should draw any such firm conclusions yet. Let's wait till after Halloween, and then we can discuss it, OK?