For those of you who didn't know, I am worth 5 camels. Only 5! I'm a little offended. Especially because I am lucky if I get sold for 5 camels, because apparently that requires a desperate and entusiastic camel seller or a market drier than the Sahara. But if I had been a platina blond E-cup who wanted more than 10 children, I would have been worth over 40 camels. It's not fair!
How I know this? Well, see, I have started to take some personality tests on the internet (of course I have, I can't be writing on my thesis for 8 hours straight can I??). What I have also found out is that if I was a desperate housewife, I would be Susan Mayer. I am "pretty urban". My mental age is 28 (only 3 years older than my real age, I'm not too worried..). If I was a candy I would be "søte bjørner". And if I was an element in the periodic system, I would be oxygen.
So there it is. That's me in a nutshell.